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Tourists
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I'm no tourist, sir.
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It isn't my word. I heard it from the Liberty Legion.
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I'll give you the Whizzer, though, that guy needed to work on the callsign.
[ Ed's Note: the 21st century reprise was named the Liberteens, which is probably worse. ]
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Damn, I need to get back on the books with my supe history.
But yes, actually.
Miss America happens to be my bff.
Patriot? Just that ex we don't talk about.
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I don't know what bff means